{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"John Woodcock, Baron Walney","displaytitle":"John Woodcock, Baron Walney","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q261214","titles":{"canonical":"John_Woodcock,_Baron_Walney","normalized":"John Woodcock, Baron Walney","display":"John Woodcock, Baron Walney"},"pageid":27283462,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/Official_portrait_of_Lord_Walney_crop_2%2C_2023.jpg/330px-Official_portrait_of_Lord_Walney_crop_2%2C_2023.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/Official_portrait_of_Lord_Walney_crop_2%2C_2023.jpg","width":1500,"height":2000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1288316669","tid":"46207b67-26d2-11f0-91e5-d906c0955fa5","timestamp":"2025-05-01T21:21:41Z","description":"British Independent politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Woodcock%2C_Baron_Walney","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Woodcock%2C_Baron_Walney?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Woodcock%2C_Baron_Walney?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:John_Woodcock%2C_Baron_Walney"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Woodcock%2C_Baron_Walney","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/John_Woodcock%2C_Baron_Walney","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Woodcock%2C_Baron_Walney?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:John_Woodcock%2C_Baron_Walney"}},"extract":"John Zak Woodcock, Baron Walney is a British politician and life peer who formerly acted as the British government's independent adviser on political violence and disruption until being removed from the position in February 2025. He had previously served as a Labour Co-op and then independent Member of Parliament (MP) for Barrow and Furness from 2010 to 2019. He has sat as a crossbencher in the House of Lords since 2021, previously sitting as a non-affiliated peer.","extract_html":"
John Zak Woodcock, Baron Walney is a British politician and life peer who formerly acted as the British government's independent adviser on political violence and disruption until being removed from the position in February 2025. He had previously served as a Labour Co-op and then independent Member of Parliament (MP) for Barrow and Furness from 2010 to 2019. He has sat as a crossbencher in the House of Lords since 2021, previously sitting as a non-affiliated peer.
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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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